They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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