Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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