I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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