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guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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