lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just forgot I was standing up.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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