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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
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After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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