from now on my penis is your penis
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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