before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Sext me about skeletons
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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