My sheets look like a crime scene.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
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I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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They have beer where we have blood.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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