Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
wow bdsm is so cute
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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