you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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