it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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