yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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