id be glad to
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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