I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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