Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
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My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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