But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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