Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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