But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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