Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i dont even know how to be here
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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