Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Sorry my hands just texted you
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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