all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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