i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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