I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
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Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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