We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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