Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
If its not for food we ain't going out.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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