No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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