So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
the raccoons are back...
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