My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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