She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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