did you get engaged???
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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