so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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