His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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