Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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