Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Can you bring me the toilet please
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
