so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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