The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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