didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i dont even know how to be here
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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