Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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