do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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