And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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