Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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