When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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