Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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