haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
accomplished twins. life is a go
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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