idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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