i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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