ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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