Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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