i think my tv is drunk
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Two words: blizzard sex
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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