Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Did I show you my penis last night?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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