I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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