if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize