I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize