Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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