Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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